PHUA CHU KANG WITH HIS FAMOUS YELLOW BOOTS. HE WORKS AS A CONTRACTOR IN SINGAPORE.

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius


Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load (road), den (then) someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? ehhh ? Don't pray pray (play-play ; mess around) ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses ?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh ?? Siow ah (crazy) ! Use your blain (brain), use your blainnn (brain) ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok (pleasurable) feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not ?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn (brain) ......... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB (Johor Baru,Malaysia), and some say Batam (An island of the island of Singapore) also ah !!!